Max Mosley likes his sex with a dash of SS.
In case you missed it, Formula 1's boss is Max Mosley.
Max Mosley allegedly uses hookers. One of those hookers told a publication called News of the World about what she was hired to do with, or rather, to, Max Mosley.
She would dress up like Dr. Elsa Schneider and flog Max Mosley until he bled. This is just the beginning, though. Add four more hookers, more flogging, barking and now we've got a Mosley-approved evening. Allegedly, this would go on for five hours.
"Viagra is one helluva drug," says CBSSports.com editor George Maselli.
Eliot Spitzer says, "the Emperor's Club would never condone such behavior."
Charlton Heston says, "get your hands off me you dirty Nazi hookers."
Ian McKellen, star of Naz-com Apt Pupil says, "we always wondered why Mosley hung around the set so much."
The article gets in to some of the details of the evening. Essentially, just add video cameras and more floggings to the mix and you'll complete the picture.
Max Mosley denies all this.
"I was the victim of a disgusting conspiracy. It goes without saying that the so-called Nazi element is pure fabrication."
I'm not sure what "fabrication" means, but I’m guessing it's something like "delicious," or "ecstasy."
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