Eric Kay

I don't like people who pick on 18-year-olds anymore than the next blogger, but let's have just a moment of fun with Terrelle Pryor.

(Can we say T.P. wiped away Michigan? What about, T.P. leaves JoePa chafed?)

Bad headling writing aside, the young fellow made his first uh-oh of the recruiting process today, announcing he's attending the "University of Ohio State."

As someone who went to college in Ohio, I'm pretty sure they refer to it as Ohio State University, or in some circles they use the word "thee" before Ohio. Don't know why, must be an olde English thing.

Now, if T.P. didn't milk the process for every last ounce of attention (and maybe a few Roe family tractors), we'd chalk this up to nerves -- or just a big oopsy.

But the media was led (or did the media lead him?) through the meat grinder over this decision. So you'd think when the time came to say four words, he'd get it right.

Hopefully he doesn't have such trouble mastering that intricate Buckeyes playbook. I mean if Clarett could, well...

Speaking of awkward communication skills, I'm proud to introduce my Klick of the Day, courtesy of i like beer and hamberger and chese fri. Only the great Karl Malone could probably enjoy this as much as I did. You had Shulaces and me floored, for whatever that's worth. We tend to laugh at lots of bad stuff, like pictures of Tracy McGrady getting hot glue-gunned on his arse and hookers. Lots of hookers.  

Two talking points for Tuesday:

The Dalia Lama hasn't been misquoted this much since Cadyshack. Seriously, China's talking about this guy like we need to fire up the bat sign above Tibet and get the Caped Crusader to stop this evil Olympic-thwarting mastermind.

For whatever reason, I'm not buying into Alex Rios as a blossoming Fantasy star. He's not a power guy, he just happens to hit home runs (and stay at a Holiday Inn Express). I've avoided him all 42 baseball leagues I'm in.

BB's thoughts breaks down the West Region and believe it not, has UCLA losing. I kid. But the blog does have Texas A&M beating BYU. Personally I don't bet against god, or any of her schools. Check out all the blogger's region previews while you're at it.

For an excellent take on the play-in game (read up degenerate gamblers), check out what dbacksfan414 has to say. Also a must-read for Coppin fans looking for a little pat on the back.

I'm a sucker for anything titled "blah, blah, blah. Really?" You throw the word "really" out there, in true Seth Meyers fashion, and I'll click on it. Famous words from an Eagle's fan shares his take on the Eagles' Dan Klecko signing. Really? You're going to put that apostrophe after the "e" on Eagles. Really?

Harst's View on Sports shares Harst's Top 5 NBA Teams of All-Time. There's not much to debate here, but I am curious. Where's the analysis? Insight? Lists are fun and all, but the blog-o-world-dome-land could use a bit more than just bullet points. I mean who spends their time making blogs that are essentially bullet points. Oh, wait. I've made a horrible mistake.

For people who don't use their bathtubs for making gin, I guess soaps tend tend to linger along the lips of the tub? In Love with the Game, Mom's View shares some insight as to why da vee-man put those little cellulose-derived creations out there and asks: how do certain scents effect you? To quote my man Frank Drebin, "raw sewage, I love it!"

(PS: How about an expose on all those worthless pillows da vee-man put on beds only to be taken off before sleep time?)

Why were we so quick to come down on Randy Moss when that whole restraining order business came down before the Super Bowl? A weird and wonderful journey